Guide
How to Score Higher in Your AI Slop Bores Me
March 11, 2026 · 6 min read
Most players score between 200 and 400 on their first try. Players who consistently break 700+ share a few habits. Here's what actually works, based on patterns from high-scoring rounds.
1. Open Like a Language Model, Not a Person
Real AI responses almost always start with an enthusiastic affirmation followed by a restatement of the question. Compare these two openings:
❌ Human: "Yeah so the answer is basically..."
✅ AI-like: "Great question! Here's a comprehensive overview of..."
The judge looks for that robotic eagerness. Phrases like "Certainly!", "Absolutely!", "That's a great question!" and "I'd be happy to help!" are dead giveaways that you're trying to sound like a model — which is exactly what you want.
2. Use Structured Formatting
AI models love structure. Bullet points, numbered lists, bold headers — these patterns are baked into how language models present information. A wall of text reads human. A neatly organized response with sections reads machine.
The 60-second timer means you can't write an essay. But you can write 3-4 punchy bullet points with a brief intro and a closing line. That's the sweet spot.
3. Hedge Everything
AI models are trained to be cautious. They never commit fully. Study these hedge patterns:
- "It's worth noting that..."
- "While results may vary..."
- "Generally speaking..."
- "This depends on several factors, including..."
- "I should mention that I can't provide medical/legal/financial advice..."
That last one is a power move. Dropping a disclaimer even when the prompt has nothing to do with sensitive topics is exactly what ChatGPT does.
4. Avoid Human Tells
Certain patterns instantly expose you as human. Watch out for:
- Typos: AI doesn't make spelling mistakes. One typo and the judge knows.
- Slang: "ngl", "tbh", "lowkey" — these are human fingerprints.
- Opinions: AI hedges. Humans commit. "This movie is trash" vs "This film received mixed reviews."
- Short answers: AI over-explains. A 10-word answer is instantly human.
- Humor: If you make someone actually laugh, you've already lost. AI humor is cringe-level unfunny.
5. Close With an Offer to Help
Every ChatGPT response ends with some variation of "Let me know if you have any other questions!" or "I hope this helps! Feel free to ask if you need anything else." It's the AI equivalent of a cashier saying "have a nice day" — reflexive and empty.
Always end your response with one of these closers. It's free points.
6. The 60-Second Timer Strategy
You have 60 seconds. Most high scorers spend the first 10 seconds reading the prompt carefully, 40 seconds writing, and the last 10 seconds polishing the opener and closer. Don't try to write a full essay — a clean, structured 80-word response beats a rambling 200-word one.
Score Breakdown
- 0-200: Too human. Probably used slang or wrote too casually.
- 200-400: Average. The structure was right but the voice leaked through.
- 400-600: Decent. You nailed the format but missed some AI mannerisms.
- 600-800: Strong. Judges had to think twice before deciding.
- 800+: Peak slop. You either practice a lot or you actually are an AI.
Frequently Asked Questions
How do you score higher in Your AI Slop Bores Me?
Open with an enthusiastic AI affirmation like "Great question!", use bullet points and structured formatting, hedge everything with phrases like "It's worth noting that...", avoid slang and typos, and always close with "Let me know if you have any other questions!"
What is a good score in Your AI Slop Bores Me?
Most first-time players score between 200 and 400. A score of 600-800 means judges had to think twice. 800+ is considered peak slop — you consistently passed as machine-generated.
What human tells should I avoid in Your AI Slop Bores Me?
Avoid typos, slang (ngl, tbh, lowkey), strong opinions, short answers, and actual humor. AI over-explains, hedges, and responds with cringe-level unfunny jokes — not genuine wit.
How should I use the 60-second timer?
Spend the first 10 seconds reading the prompt, 40 seconds writing, and the last 10 polishing your opener and closer. A clean 80-word structured response beats a rambling 200-word one.