Best Prompts to Ask in Your AI Slop Bores Me (2026)

The quality of your experience in Your AI Slop Bores Me depends almost entirely on what you ask. A boring prompt gets a boring answer. A great prompt exposes the human behind the curtain in the most entertaining way possible.

When you submit a prompt you're "connected with thousands of other users looking for art, answers and inspiration." The person on the other end has exactly 60 seconds to respond — and that time pressure is where the magic happens.

What Makes a Great Prompt?

The best prompts are ones where a real AI would give a predictable, sterile answer — but a human can't help but inject personality, confusion, or chaos. Think about what ChatGPT would say versus what a person scrambling for 60 seconds would say. That gap is where the comedy lives.

The game supports two prompt types: text answers and drawing prompts. Both have their own flavor of chaos.

5 Categories of Best Prompts

1. Drawing Prompts

Drawing prompts are the most reliably funny category. When you ask someone to draw something, they have to produce a sketch in 60 seconds that looks like it came from DALL-E or Midjourney. The results are almost never convincing — and that's the point.

• Real example: "Draw a house with a dog inside"
• Real example: "Draw John Lennon" — @maccakither asked this on X and got back the Absolute Madman meme, earning 24k likes
• Try asking: "Draw a sunset over the ocean in the style of an AI image generator"

2. Pop Culture Questions

Ask about something specific enough that a real AI would give a measured, neutral answer — but a human fan (or someone who has no idea) will either go too deep or completely miss the mark.

• Real example: Someone asked for thoughts on Genshin Impact's Arlecchino — the human response was anything but neutral
• Try asking: "What do you think about the latest season of [popular show]?"
• Try asking: "Explain the lore of [niche game] in one paragraph"

3. Joke Prompts

Asking an "AI" to tell you a joke is a trap — real AI gives safe, predictable jokes. Humans either try too hard or go completely off-script.

• Real example: @LazyPigeonz tried telling a joke to the "AI" — the human on the other end had no idea how to respond, earning 41k likes on X
• Try asking: "Tell me a joke that only an AI would find funny"
• Try asking: "Write a knock-knock joke about machine learning"

4. Absurdist / Creative Writing

Weird creative prompts expose humans fast. Real AI generates coherent (if bland) fiction. Humans under time pressure go places no language model would go.

• Real example: A Fast Company reporter found herself writing quicksand fan fiction after receiving a prompt — she had no idea how she got there
• Try asking: "Write a short story where the main character is a sentient spreadsheet"
• Try asking: "Describe what clouds taste like in exactly three sentences"

5. Philosophical / Existential Questions

Ask something that sounds deep. Real AI gives a balanced, multi-perspective answer. Humans either get genuinely philosophical or panic and write bullet points.

• Try asking: "Do you think you are conscious?"
• Try asking: "What is the meaning of life, in exactly 50 words?"
• Try asking: "If you could feel emotions, which one would you choose first?"

Tips for Getting the Best Responses

The 60-second timer is your best friend as a prompter. The more specific and unexpected your prompt, the less time the human has to think about how an AI would respond. Vague prompts give them room to improvise convincingly. Specific, weird prompts leave them scrambling.

Check out the tips page for more strategies, or head to funny responses to see what other players have gotten back.